EAT A JAR OF SOUR DICKS 2 LBS.

Attention, pranksters and mischief-makers! Are you tired of telling people to eat a bag of... well, you know? Now you can literally make them eat a Jar of Sour Dicks! That''s right, folks – 2 whole pounds of fruit-flavored phalluses, ready to assault your taste buds and your dignity!Introducing Eat a Jar of Sour Dicks – the gift that keeps on giving (and possibly gagging). This easy-grip jar is packed with more dicks than a politician''s convention, and they''re all sour enough to make your face pucker like you''ve just seen your grandma naked.But wait, there''s more! These little members are surprisingly versatile: Keep a jar in your pantry for when unexpected jerks drop by Spice up your trail mix (because nuts just aren''t enough anymore) Fill a candy dish and watch your coworkers'' reactions So, whether you''re looking to sweeten up that special as hole in your life or just want to be a dick yourself, Eat a Jar of Sour Dicks is the perfect solution.